kamoi:

Apparently you get automatically suspended from twitter if you say the word “Memphis”

keznire:

yeah…I’m a classic rock fan…ever heard of the Beatles? doubt it…they’re prob too old for you….pop music sucks…who is Katy Kerry? idk…ok…I’m gonna listen to guns n roses greatest hits on my iPod….woaaaaah……..sweet child o mine….classic song….uve never heard it….

enoughtohold:

on a sincere note though, you guys do know that 22 is not old and 30 is not ancient, right? like yeah by 30 you will hopefully have matured but hearing some of you talk like life ends at 30 is a little worrying. one day, not as far away as it may seem, you will be 30 and you will still be a person with value, you will probably still have a lot of the same interests, you will still use the internet, and you will still be you. you have your whole life ahead of you

osailorboy:

x

setheverman:

this man does the math and delivers your change

pettydavis:

straight ppl dont get to call us pillow biters and rug munchers and ass bandits and sodomites and faggot and d*** and every other disgusting name you can think of for a lesbian or gay person—for literal decades—and then try to call themselves tops and bottoms just cuz they like pegging like. im not doing it. im not allowing it